(Translation: The Silent Cyber-War Is No Laughing Matter!)
Shanghai cyber-tower looming
Like an ancient fortress,
With its high tech lenses zooming –
An all-seeing goddess.
We two mount cyber maneuvers,
Which may come off quite odd –
Ten-foot-tall shakers and movers
Getting down in the sod.
As the Peoples' Army boo-hoos,
Saying they're under siege,
We all know they're not the true-blues
They would have us believe.
As we know, their bots have wandered
Through our systems with ease.
Precious time we may have squandered,
Gaming – a vile disease!
We, of course, have not been idle –
To this attests Iran.
We've been in, performed a sidle-
Stop-gap nuclear ban.
No doubt, Vladimir's been cracked, too;
Best be in the cash box.
Give him something extra to do;
He's bored counting just socks.
ISIS is a diff'rent creature;
It avoids description.
No doubt, they seek ev'ry feature,
Ev'ry new encryption.
Thus it is with the world today,
At this cyber-birth-time.
Nothing like wars of yesterday,
It's all a brand-new crime.
Stay alert, Silicon Valley –
U.S.A, use them well!
If we cyber-shilly-shally,
We risk digital hell!
