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Senator Lindsey Graham Tries GoodOldBoy Schmooze In Georgia

THE GOOD OL’ DEVIL GOES TO GEORGIA

SENATOR Excuse me, Ah’d like to speak to the Secretary of State.SECRETARY: At your service, suh. SENATOR: You probably don’t know who ah am...SECRETARY: You that Senator from South Carolina, raht? SENATOR: Ah thank you foah the recognition.SECRETARY: What can I do for you, suh? SENATOR: It’s about your recount.SECRETARY: What is yoah interest in the Georgia election? SENATOR: Waal, I thought, just...SECRETARY: Just one good ol’ boy toanother, raht” SENATOR: Yeah, swonderin’ if you coujldget rid o’ some of those write-ins from Fulton County.SECRETARY: Tha’s raht anebelllum, ain’t it? – Considerin’ the area you picked for nulllificatin. You got...
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Conceived Speech President Joseph R Biden Should Give

PREAMBLE TO FAUX STATE OF UNION SPEECH

(After thanking attending officials and guests.) Before getting into the meat of my remarks, I am compelled to address some members of the House and Senate who have displayed themselves as toadies and accomplices to a gutless wonder who, in...
Senator Lindsey Graham Tries GoodOldBoy Schmooze In Georgia

THE GOOD OL’ DEVIL GOES TO GEORGIA

SENATOR Excuse me, Ah’d like to speak to the Secretary of State.SECRETARY: At your service, suh. SENATOR: You probably don’t know who ah am...SECRETARY: You that Senator from South Carolina, raht? SENATOR: Ah thank you foah the recognition.SECRETARY: What can...
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