(This is just too much! If I'm ever going to get my monkey I need to take matters into my own hands but I'm just too pissed off to think straight. What to do....)
TO: The Law Offices of Rush, Phibbs & DeLay
C/O: Dick DeLay
FROM: Mr. Kristopher Kringle
North Pole Toy Mfg, LTD
Yada, yada, yada...
FIRST CLASS MAIL - SIGNATURE REQUIRED
RE: Reply to Your Notice of Intent to File Legal Action
Dear Sir,
Bite me!
Regards,
Santa
(To Be Continued)
