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- What current or historical voices capture your curiosity?
- Whom would you like to hear in conversation, alone or with another or others?
- What is it that they might say/have said out of earshot – frivolous or serious; short or extended – that you would love to hear?
The IFZ Conjuror will channel your wishes. Place your choice on the in the comments below this article and let's see what happens.
Here are a few samples as ideas:
HEBREW: Why won't you come with us, Moses? What awaits us in
the Promised Land?
MOSES: Don't ask!
GREEK WAITER: Care for a refill, Mr. Socrates?
SOCRATES: I'm good.
NERO: (Practicing the fiddle) It's getting warm in here; what's the temperature outside?
SIRI: Hot!
ELEPHANT TRADER: (To Hannibal) Why do you want to know if they are afraid of heights?
GOLIATH: Why should I be concerned about that kid with the
toy?
PETER: Would somebody shut up that goddamned rooster?! – Oops!
MARTIN LUTHER: (Missing a nail and hitting his thumb) *()&^%%$#@!!! – Oops!
HOUSEMAN: (Entering the sun room.) The shadow is moving, Mr. Trump; shall I re-set the mirror?
COLUMBUS: (3/4 of the way around the island destined to be called, "Cuba") Reverse sail! This is
too big to be an island. It must me Cathay (China).
Here are a few dialogues done previously:
http://www.idiotfreezone.com/Fiction/vlad-and-barry-at-the-u-n.html
http://www.idiotfreezone.com/World/ancient-greeks-speak-no-3.html
http://www.idiotfreezone.com/Fiction/jefferson-and-chattel.html
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