Two raving maniacs,
Both armed with nukes --
Don’t call them “brainiacs;”
Stick to the truth.
How did it come to this –
In the whole world,
Two idiots full of piss,
Vinegar swirled,
Came to be prominent,
Right here on earth,
And to be dominant,
Lacking in mirth?
Is this what, “Future” is;
Are we thus bound;
Will we all become fizz,
Just a last sound?
How can the human race,
Smart as we are,
Suddenly show a face
With that rare scar?
We slithered from the sea;
Air learned to breathe;
Bipedal became to be;
Invented, “Eve.
With water, dirt and trees,
After the cave,
We build a life of ease,
Learned to behave.
Even with silly wars,
Science prevails.
It opens brand-new doors,
O’er Saturn sails.
Now, having so advanced,
Thus this far come,
How can we be entranced
With such a bum –
One on this continent,
Plus one elsewhere?
Both are incontinent,
Both their chests bare.
Two raving maniacs,
Both armed with nukes –
Not leaders; both are quacks --
Earth’s gut now pukes!
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