The holiday season can be stressful for me and, lately, I’ve been stressed a lot! This year has been one long orange nightmare for me… and our country. Trying to get in the Christmas spirit, I recorded a parody of a happy song I remember from my childhood – “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”, by Donald Yetter Gardner.

I’ve been singing it all day. It amused my husband and my son. I hope you enjoy it, too, and will sing along with me:


All I want for Christmas is Trump be impeached
Trump be impeached
See Trump be impeached

Gee, if I could only see Trump be impeached
Then I could have a "Merry Christmas"

It seems so long since I could say,
“GOP”, without starting to bristle

Gosh, oh gee, how happy I will be
When Mueller blows the whistle!

All I want for Christmas is Trump be impeached
Trump be impeached
See Trump be impeached

Gee, if I could only see Trump be impeached
Then I could have a “Merry Christmas”

(My far-right friends hiss and glare at me
Their minds are closed, and they just won’t see
Exactly who is to blame for this catastrophe
And my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as can be)

It seems so long since I could say,
“GOP”, without starting to bristle
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I will be
When Mueller blows the whistle!

All I want for Christmas is Trump be impeached
Trump be impeached
See Trump be impeached

Gee if I could only see Trump be impeached
Then I could have a “Merry Christmas”

Bonnie Bertelson

Bonnie Bertelson

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