me as santa

(This is just too much! If I'm ever going to get my monkey I need to take matters into my own hands but I'm just too pissed off to think straight. What to do....)

TO: The Law Offices of Rush, Phibbs & DeLay
C/O: Dick DeLay


FROM: Mr. Kristopher Kringle
North Pole Toy Mfg, LTD
Yada, yada, yada...

FIRST CLASS MAIL - SIGNATURE REQUIRED

RE: Reply to Your Notice of Intent to File Legal Action

Dear Sir,

Bite me!

Regards,
Santa

(To Be Continued)

Eric J. Kiser

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